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R-D CONSUMER ELECTRONICS DIVISION · EST. QUÉBEC · UNIT №1506
RICHIE.DIGITAL™
MODE CONSUMER
BUILD NONE (VANILLA)
SHIPPING CLOUDFLARE ORBITAL
WARRANTY VOID WHERE PROHIBITED
SCROLL · CLICK · RENDER · REPEAT ··· ALL UNITS TESTED ON ACTUAL HUMANS ···
KNEES ARE THE SUSPENSION™ ··· NO BUILD STEP · NO MERCY ···
SATISFACTION SIMULATED ··· SCROLL · CLICK · RENDER · REPEAT ···